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Mojo wants you to make another Nixon our commander and chief, because Mojo is not a Dick!
*Mojo is Pro Porno.* *Mojo is Pro Poontang.* *Mojo supports the search for the Male G-Spot.* *Mojo declares that the 1st Pokeman movie shall also be the last.* *Mojo will bring the NFL to Cincinnati, Ohio.* *Mojo will take MTV off the air.* *Mojo will give people the finger.* *Mojo hopes to die screwing his sexy wife on the desk.* *Mojo supports the very flat tax of 0.(Zero, you moron)* *All government funding will be paid with the legalization of drugs, porno, prostitution, & fireworks and taxing Churches.* *Mojo is against the Celsius Temperature-"Fahrenheit or Fight".* *Mojo will give everyone 1 extra hour of sleep at night.* *Mojo wants to establish friendly relations with the Bobnarian aliens from the planet Meekmock. * *Mojo will abolish Casual Friday to wear any damn thing you want every day.* *Mojo will lower the Voting Age to 8 and abolish schools to get kids more involved in politics.* *Mojo wants to give people in Iowa Alcohol, not Ethanol.* 
Possible
future Running Mates Ike Turner, Louis Farrakhan, Jamie Farr, or Catherine Zeta Jones.
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